Friday, April 15, 2005
Ichiro talking on his imaginary cell phone after Jon Garland struck him out:
"Dude, Jon f**king Garland struck me out. That goes against my custom."
If only we can hear Ichiro speak English more often.
For 6 1/3 innings, Jon Garland had his way with the Seattle Mariners.
Jon F**king Garland?
Oh, and get well soon, Richie. This offense needs you. I sure picked the perfect night to get the MLB.com All Access package, eh?