Tuesday, January 25, 2005
SUPER BOWL HYPE VERSION TWO
The Philadelphia Eagles have signed veteran tight end Jeff Thomason to replace Chad Lewis, who hurt his foot in the NFC Championship Game Sunday. Thomason was Lewis' teammate from 2000 to 2002 in Philadelphia. Lewis recommended to the Eagles that they should consider Thomason.
Since leaving the NFL after the 2002 season, Thomason has been an assistant project manager for the Toll Brothers Construction company in New Jersey. Remember the awful Disney film "The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon" starring Tony Danza? Let's just be glad that in this case, Thomason actually has had football experience.
In related news, thank god that the Patriots haven't been portrayed horribly in a Disney movie. Don't worry, I'll have some Patriots hype soon enough. Such as, "Tedy Bruschi was recently seen shooting his own Mastercard commercial"
---BEAR DOWN GOLDEN BEARS, BEAR DOWN!
---POP THAT TOP! POP THAT TOP! POP THAT TOP!
---AND YOU SACKED IT!
---Holding the world's greatest quarterback to 3 points...
Priceless.
Since leaving the NFL after the 2002 season, Thomason has been an assistant project manager for the Toll Brothers Construction company in New Jersey. Remember the awful Disney film "The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon" starring Tony Danza? Let's just be glad that in this case, Thomason actually has had football experience.
In related news, thank god that the Patriots haven't been portrayed horribly in a Disney movie. Don't worry, I'll have some Patriots hype soon enough. Such as, "Tedy Bruschi was recently seen shooting his own Mastercard commercial"
---BEAR DOWN GOLDEN BEARS, BEAR DOWN!
---POP THAT TOP! POP THAT TOP! POP THAT TOP!
---AND YOU SACKED IT!
---Holding the world's greatest quarterback to 3 points...
Priceless.
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