Tuesday, December 16, 2003
WHY THE HELL NOT???
As this joke of an offseason continues, let's discuss who will be joining this smashing crew of merry Mariners in 2004:
Dann Howitt would make a great 5th OF. Remember him? He was the man who hit the last home run off of Nolan Ryan.
Jeffrey Leonard. Every team needs a Hack Man.
Rey Quinones. Maybe he has a special relationship with the Mariners as well. Rule 5 (Luis Ugueto) needs a mentor as well.
That's 3 guys that I listed. Hell, don't put it past this organization to bring back another former Mariner.
So, the next former Mariner to join the nostalgia party will probably be Darren Bragg. He's a free agent. No really, it's true. He IS a free agent.
I said this was going to be a huge offseason for the Mariners ever since the 2003 season ended. Well, I guess it is huge...in a very bad way.
"KILL" BILL: I'M BURNING THE MIDNIGHT OIL TO BRING BACK DARREN BRAGG
Dann Howitt would make a great 5th OF. Remember him? He was the man who hit the last home run off of Nolan Ryan.
Jeffrey Leonard. Every team needs a Hack Man.
Rey Quinones. Maybe he has a special relationship with the Mariners as well. Rule 5 (Luis Ugueto) needs a mentor as well.
That's 3 guys that I listed. Hell, don't put it past this organization to bring back another former Mariner.
So, the next former Mariner to join the nostalgia party will probably be Darren Bragg. He's a free agent. No really, it's true. He IS a free agent.
I said this was going to be a huge offseason for the Mariners ever since the 2003 season ended. Well, I guess it is huge...in a very bad way.
"KILL" BILL: I'M BURNING THE MIDNIGHT OIL TO BRING BACK DARREN BRAGG