Monday, September 15, 2003
THIS IS HOW PATHETIC THE MARINERS HAVE BEEN
A TRANSVESTITE has owned the Mariners this season!
That's Tampa Bay Devil Rays rookie pitcher Doug "Drabek" Waechter in the photo there. He, as well as the rest of the DRays youngins', had to dress in drag as part of the annual rookie hazing. Yep, that's the state of the Mariners this season. That photo should be posted in every Mariner player's locker to remind them that this season could be over in two weeks because they were horrible against a transvestite!
In 11.1 innings pitched this season against Seattle, Waechter is 2-0 with an ERA of 0.00. He gave up only 4 hits, and struck out 10. The Mariners batting average against Waechter? A clutch .111.
I wanna throw up, just like a Toys R Us kid.
That's Tampa Bay Devil Rays rookie pitcher Doug "Drabek" Waechter in the photo there. He, as well as the rest of the DRays youngins', had to dress in drag as part of the annual rookie hazing. Yep, that's the state of the Mariners this season. That photo should be posted in every Mariner player's locker to remind them that this season could be over in two weeks because they were horrible against a transvestite!
In 11.1 innings pitched this season against Seattle, Waechter is 2-0 with an ERA of 0.00. He gave up only 4 hits, and struck out 10. The Mariners batting average against Waechter? A clutch .111.
I wanna throw up, just like a Toys R Us kid.
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