Tuesday, September 09, 2003
MEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLVIN!!!!!!!!
I hate our idiot manager. I would call him a drunk idiot manager, but the man doesn't drink I don't think. It would be hard to get drunk off of 2 percent Darigold Milk, you know.
If the honeymoon for Armando Benitez hasn't ended yet, well, IT IS SO OVER! You know, there's this guy named Rafael Soriano in the bullpen. USE HIM! Soriano has been the best Mariners reliever other than Shigetoshi Hasegawa in 2003, and you let him rot on the pine? I don't know, wouldn't you have loved to see Soriano pitch against Rafael Palmeiro? Gee, would have been nice. But that's life as a Mariner fan.
Earth to BLOW-MEL, THIS IS A PENNANT RACE!!! Oakland just won 8-1 over the Angels tonight and they had a ROOKIE PITCHER on the mound. And what is this? The Rangers just took the lead, 5-4, in the top of the 10th. Shigetoshi Hasegawa gave up that run, by the way.
There are 18 games left after tonight, and the M's are 3 outs away from falling 2.5 back of the A's in the West and 2 behind Boston in the Wild Card race.
This is absolutely disgusting, folks. Sure, if the M's don't make the playoffs, they'll likely have over 90 wins. That's not good enough. The only thing that's good enough is a World Series appearance and winning the damn thing. But the brass only cares about HAMTARO videos.
What is this? Empty seats at Safeco Field? Perish the thought? WOW. It's September 9, and there are empty seats. Hey, I know school just started, but maybe some of the people are getting the message that the Mariners are all about FUN AND GAMES. Word to the uneducated out there: If you want to watch B2K, watch BET. Sara Evans? CMT. And Hamtaro? Well, I don't know if I can help you on that.
And do you guys like my nickname for Bob Melvin, since the Seattle fans just love nicknames for their favorite little players? His new name is BLOW-MEL. It fits the man well, I think.
If the honeymoon for Armando Benitez hasn't ended yet, well, IT IS SO OVER! You know, there's this guy named Rafael Soriano in the bullpen. USE HIM! Soriano has been the best Mariners reliever other than Shigetoshi Hasegawa in 2003, and you let him rot on the pine? I don't know, wouldn't you have loved to see Soriano pitch against Rafael Palmeiro? Gee, would have been nice. But that's life as a Mariner fan.
Earth to BLOW-MEL, THIS IS A PENNANT RACE!!! Oakland just won 8-1 over the Angels tonight and they had a ROOKIE PITCHER on the mound. And what is this? The Rangers just took the lead, 5-4, in the top of the 10th. Shigetoshi Hasegawa gave up that run, by the way.
There are 18 games left after tonight, and the M's are 3 outs away from falling 2.5 back of the A's in the West and 2 behind Boston in the Wild Card race.
This is absolutely disgusting, folks. Sure, if the M's don't make the playoffs, they'll likely have over 90 wins. That's not good enough. The only thing that's good enough is a World Series appearance and winning the damn thing. But the brass only cares about HAMTARO videos.
What is this? Empty seats at Safeco Field? Perish the thought? WOW. It's September 9, and there are empty seats. Hey, I know school just started, but maybe some of the people are getting the message that the Mariners are all about FUN AND GAMES. Word to the uneducated out there: If you want to watch B2K, watch BET. Sara Evans? CMT. And Hamtaro? Well, I don't know if I can help you on that.
And do you guys like my nickname for Bob Melvin, since the Seattle fans just love nicknames for their favorite little players? His new name is BLOW-MEL. It fits the man well, I think.
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