Monday, January 17, 2005
ILLEGAL TOUCHING, ON THE DEFENSE...
Remember when the Independence Bowl in Shreveport, Louisiana used to be known as the "Poulan Weedeater Independence Bowl"? Personally, I just called it the Weedwacker Bowl.
As hideous as that name was, could you imagine this name? (link is SFW)
The Deja Vu Independence Bowl
However, the I-Bowl committee wants nothing to do with Deja Vu, which is understandable. But what if the bowl game was sponsored by Deja Vu? Here's how I'd run the Deja Vu Independence Bowl:
---Free Deja Vu passes to every fan 18 or older
---For every pass interference penalty, a Deja Vu woman has to come out to the spot of the foul and give the crowd a little show (a clean show, however)
---One lucky fan would receive a lap dance (announced at the end of the 3rd quarter). However, true to form, there is to be no touching.
---At halftime, instead of the bands performing their usual music, they must perform Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar On Me" while the Deja Vu women do their thing.
---Not only will there be cheerleaders for both teams, Deja Vu will provide an all-star crew to be located in each end zone.
If you have any comments on this, and I know you do, leave them in the comments box. Keep them clean, please. I kept mine clean, although it was hard to do considering the circumstances.
IT'S ARKANSAS AND MISSOURI IN THE DEJA VU INDEPENDENCE BOWL, NEXT!
As hideous as that name was, could you imagine this name? (link is SFW)
The Deja Vu Independence Bowl
However, the I-Bowl committee wants nothing to do with Deja Vu, which is understandable. But what if the bowl game was sponsored by Deja Vu? Here's how I'd run the Deja Vu Independence Bowl:
---Free Deja Vu passes to every fan 18 or older
---For every pass interference penalty, a Deja Vu woman has to come out to the spot of the foul and give the crowd a little show (a clean show, however)
---One lucky fan would receive a lap dance (announced at the end of the 3rd quarter). However, true to form, there is to be no touching.
---At halftime, instead of the bands performing their usual music, they must perform Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar On Me" while the Deja Vu women do their thing.
---Not only will there be cheerleaders for both teams, Deja Vu will provide an all-star crew to be located in each end zone.
If you have any comments on this, and I know you do, leave them in the comments box. Keep them clean, please. I kept mine clean, although it was hard to do considering the circumstances.
IT'S ARKANSAS AND MISSOURI IN THE DEJA VU INDEPENDENCE BOWL, NEXT!
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