Monday, March 15, 2004
COMMERCIAL AFTERMATH -- B'S THOUGHTS
Yes, it's chat transcript time again, and this one's from earlier tonight, as Jeremy sees the Mariners' 2004 TV ads for the first time and we start complaining about them. Here's the P-I message board thread where I've posted twice on the topic. As for the IM chat session between Jeremy and I, here's the Mariner ad complaining part. And yes, I've edited in places so that people are more offended by the subject matter than the language. It's edited for flow, too; we've gotta keep it sort of on topic...We're testing out my bad language filter right away...
--(begin chat transcript, ~6:15pm PT)
David: f**ing sh**
David: i hit cancel on a p-i post instead of "post"
David: i bitched about this year's mariner tagline
David: because that's what i do
Jeremy: [unrelated]
Jeremy: [unrelated]
Jeremy: GET ALL OF IT?
Jeremy: WHAT THE F***?
Jeremy: holy hell that's horrible
David: dude, you should hear it
David: it's brutal
David: seattle mariners baseball
David: (hey now)
David: get all of it
David: and in one ad, it's some woman's voice
David: and it's weird
Jeremy: this ibanez commercial is stupid
Jeremy: mccracken would never be on 3rd
David: i don't want some woman talking with a peanut vendor voice
Jeremy: OH GOD THIS SH** IS STUPID
Jeremy: the girl just said "hey now"
Jeremy: oh my god
David: exactly
Jeremy: wow
Jeremy: i think i may have to do a post review on these spots later tonight
Jeremy: i think my ball is going to roll big time tonight with this sh**
Jeremy: just saw the dog commercial
Jeremy: sh**, there's so many ways you can go there
Jeremy: literally
David: my computer won't let me see them
David: though i've seen four of them via king 5 newscast
Jeremy: hahahahahahaaaa
Jeremy: the boone one is my fav so far
Jeremy: "at least that one wasn't your fault"
[...some media player-related conversation...]
David: and i've replied to "fan" on the p-i mess board
Jeremy: [media player-related]
Jeremy: by the way, i'd just like to say f*** you to the m's marketing dept. for ruining "hey now"
Jeremy: basically, it's almost ruined the meaning of it
Jeremy: to me, "hey now" is a call when you see a hot woman
David: worse yet, i don't think it's supposed to mean anything in the mariner context
Jeremy: but now, it's going to be known as a mariner commercial deal....f***ing sh**
Jeremy: i've seen all 7 comms now......my fav by far is the boone commercial
Jeremy: other than that, these aren't as good as previous years
Jeremy: but the soccer moms will love them
Jeremy: and let's be honest, that's who the m's care about
David: if i had my way...
David: sexson is signed before 2005
David: and they give edgar a going-away party for his retirement
David: WITH STRIPPERS
David: there's your commercial
David: there's countless ways to slip in a funny line here or there with that
David: richie would have lined up the strippers
David: he's the practical joker
Jeremy: hahahahahaha
David: instead of stripper poles, huge bats...
Jeremy: he's too "sex"y for the mariners.....
David: this is totally feasible
Jeremy: which is too bad
Jeremy: stripper bats!
David: exactly
Jeremy: first 10,000 fans 21 and over
Jeremy: 18 and over
David: YEEEEAAAAHHH!!
Jeremy: hell, no more kazu san shin bandanas to give away
Jeremy: Stripper Light Bats
David: and more people get them since it's 18 and up
David: HAAHAAA
David: stripper light bats!!
David: oh, this is great
Jeremy: stripper light bats
Jeremy: HEY NOW
Jeremy: GET ALL OF IT
Jeremy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
Jeremy: holy sh**, we can have some fun with this
David: miss may, chloe, from the mariner swimsuit calendar
David: "get all of it" at the mariner website
David: i may post this conversation later, who knows
David: this is too good
Jeremy: or better yet, the blond chick who works in silver sluggers on the 300 level
Jeremy: just some random merchandising chick
Jeremy: absolutely
Jeremy: "get all of it"
Jeremy: my god, this is pathetic
Jeremy: but man, it gives guys like us some very sick humor
David: yeah, we early 20s males
Jeremy: yessssssssir
--(end chat transcript, ~6:33pm PT)
--(begin chat transcript, ~6:15pm PT)
David: f**ing sh**
David: i hit cancel on a p-i post instead of "post"
David: i bitched about this year's mariner tagline
David: because that's what i do
Jeremy: [unrelated]
Jeremy: [unrelated]
Jeremy: GET ALL OF IT?
Jeremy: WHAT THE F***?
Jeremy: holy hell that's horrible
David: dude, you should hear it
David: it's brutal
David: seattle mariners baseball
David: (hey now)
David: get all of it
David: and in one ad, it's some woman's voice
David: and it's weird
Jeremy: this ibanez commercial is stupid
Jeremy: mccracken would never be on 3rd
David: i don't want some woman talking with a peanut vendor voice
Jeremy: OH GOD THIS SH** IS STUPID
Jeremy: the girl just said "hey now"
Jeremy: oh my god
David: exactly
Jeremy: wow
Jeremy: i think i may have to do a post review on these spots later tonight
Jeremy: i think my ball is going to roll big time tonight with this sh**
Jeremy: just saw the dog commercial
Jeremy: sh**, there's so many ways you can go there
Jeremy: literally
David: my computer won't let me see them
David: though i've seen four of them via king 5 newscast
Jeremy: hahahahahahaaaa
Jeremy: the boone one is my fav so far
Jeremy: "at least that one wasn't your fault"
[...some media player-related conversation...]
David: and i've replied to "fan" on the p-i mess board
Jeremy: [media player-related]
Jeremy: by the way, i'd just like to say f*** you to the m's marketing dept. for ruining "hey now"
Jeremy: basically, it's almost ruined the meaning of it
Jeremy: to me, "hey now" is a call when you see a hot woman
David: worse yet, i don't think it's supposed to mean anything in the mariner context
Jeremy: but now, it's going to be known as a mariner commercial deal....f***ing sh**
Jeremy: i've seen all 7 comms now......my fav by far is the boone commercial
Jeremy: other than that, these aren't as good as previous years
Jeremy: but the soccer moms will love them
Jeremy: and let's be honest, that's who the m's care about
David: if i had my way...
David: sexson is signed before 2005
David: and they give edgar a going-away party for his retirement
David: WITH STRIPPERS
David: there's your commercial
David: there's countless ways to slip in a funny line here or there with that
David: richie would have lined up the strippers
David: he's the practical joker
Jeremy: hahahahahaha
David: instead of stripper poles, huge bats...
Jeremy: he's too "sex"y for the mariners.....
David: this is totally feasible
Jeremy: which is too bad
Jeremy: stripper bats!
David: exactly
Jeremy: first 10,000 fans 21 and over
Jeremy: 18 and over
David: YEEEEAAAAHHH!!
Jeremy: hell, no more kazu san shin bandanas to give away
Jeremy: Stripper Light Bats
David: and more people get them since it's 18 and up
David: HAAHAAA
David: stripper light bats!!
David: oh, this is great
Jeremy: stripper light bats
Jeremy: HEY NOW
Jeremy: GET ALL OF IT
Jeremy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
Jeremy: holy sh**, we can have some fun with this
David: miss may, chloe, from the mariner swimsuit calendar
David: "get all of it" at the mariner website
David: i may post this conversation later, who knows
David: this is too good
Jeremy: or better yet, the blond chick who works in silver sluggers on the 300 level
Jeremy: just some random merchandising chick
Jeremy: absolutely
Jeremy: "get all of it"
Jeremy: my god, this is pathetic
Jeremy: but man, it gives guys like us some very sick humor
David: yeah, we early 20s males
Jeremy: yessssssssir
--(end chat transcript, ~6:33pm PT)
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