Tuesday, February 17, 2004
FRICK YOU, TENNILLE
If you haven't noticed by now, from here on out, my new name for Alex Rodriguez is Tennille.
Kissing some New York ass, the prick
"I feel very special and honored. I hope that translates into being a good team player," said Rodriguez, who will shift to third base from shortstop, Jeter's position.
No, Tennille. You are not special. Don't ever call yourself special, Tennille, you are just a New York Yankee now. Nothing too special about that.
"I've come to a point in my career when winning is the most important thing," said Rodriguez, who played for three straight last-place teams in Texas. "And being a New York Yankee -- it provides the opportunity, when you drive to the ballpark, every day you have a chance to win."
Wow. When does Tennille ever stop?
So let me get this straight. Winning wasn't important to you in Seattle, Tennille? Guess it wasn't in Texas either.
Fervid Yankees fan and former mayor Rudolph Giuliani couldn't agree more.
"It's great for the city. He's returning home," he told The Associated Press. "This could be another variation of Maris-Mantle, Jackson-Munson, Gehrig-Ruth."
Folks, please stop kissing Rudy G's ass. He was not a good mayor for New York, not one bit. It just so happened that he was the mayor of New York on September 11, so I guess that's why people just love him.
I don't, he's a Yankee fan. Frick him.
Anyways, screw it. I'd boo Tennille if I was able to attend a Yankees-Mariners game at Safeco Field this season. The guy has no credibility whatsoever. He's a great ballplayer, but man, the guy just keeps sticking his foot in his mouth. I wouldn't expect that from someone as mature as he is, right?
Oh, and he's wearing #13, Jim Leyritz' old number. Yikes. Just another reason to hate Tennille.
Here's Bill Simmons' take on the Tennille deal. It's very entertaining, as are all Simmons columns.
"Do That To Me One More Time"...yep, Tennille just did that again. Frick him.
[Edit ~4:18p by David -- I clicked on the first Tennille link and unfortunately, I haven't found a way to link directly to allmusic.com either, so I guess the third- or fourth-best thing is to link to a somewhat official site. Hope that helped.]
Kissing some New York ass, the prick
"I feel very special and honored. I hope that translates into being a good team player," said Rodriguez, who will shift to third base from shortstop, Jeter's position.
No, Tennille. You are not special. Don't ever call yourself special, Tennille, you are just a New York Yankee now. Nothing too special about that.
"I've come to a point in my career when winning is the most important thing," said Rodriguez, who played for three straight last-place teams in Texas. "And being a New York Yankee -- it provides the opportunity, when you drive to the ballpark, every day you have a chance to win."
Wow. When does Tennille ever stop?
So let me get this straight. Winning wasn't important to you in Seattle, Tennille? Guess it wasn't in Texas either.
Fervid Yankees fan and former mayor Rudolph Giuliani couldn't agree more.
"It's great for the city. He's returning home," he told The Associated Press. "This could be another variation of Maris-Mantle, Jackson-Munson, Gehrig-Ruth."
Folks, please stop kissing Rudy G's ass. He was not a good mayor for New York, not one bit. It just so happened that he was the mayor of New York on September 11, so I guess that's why people just love him.
I don't, he's a Yankee fan. Frick him.
Anyways, screw it. I'd boo Tennille if I was able to attend a Yankees-Mariners game at Safeco Field this season. The guy has no credibility whatsoever. He's a great ballplayer, but man, the guy just keeps sticking his foot in his mouth. I wouldn't expect that from someone as mature as he is, right?
Oh, and he's wearing #13, Jim Leyritz' old number. Yikes. Just another reason to hate Tennille.
Here's Bill Simmons' take on the Tennille deal. It's very entertaining, as are all Simmons columns.
"Do That To Me One More Time"...yep, Tennille just did that again. Frick him.
[Edit ~4:18p by David -- I clicked on the first Tennille link and unfortunately, I haven't found a way to link directly to allmusic.com either, so I guess the third- or fourth-best thing is to link to a somewhat official site. Hope that helped.]
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