Saturday, August 23, 2003
DROP BACK AND PUNT
Okay, so when I heard Ichiro wasn't starting today, I feared the thought of someone putrid replacing him. So today, John freaking Mabry is out in right field. There's one out in this game because Cameron grounded out, but I'm gonna call it now at 10:28 pacific time -- the Mariners will lose this game. Book it.
To top it off, the Mariners affiliate here in Ellensburg is airing...friggin rodeo coverage. The Ellensburg Rodeo isn't for another week. Clam your rodeo asses up and put the Mariners back on the air.
Mariners succumb to the crappy John Burkett on SIX DAMN PITCHES. If Burkett keeps that up (you never know with this Mariner lineup, especially without Ichiro-- you don't even have to throw a pitch to Mabry to get him out, just let him sit in the dugout and skip over his spot and put an out on the scoreboard), he'll finish off the Mariners today with a 54-pitch complete game.
Johnny Damon hits a leadoff single with two strikes on him. I wanna be sick.
I'll deal with today's game and yesterday's game in a single post sometime later today.
Oh, hey, Johnny Damon just scored from first on a double. And who has that cannon arm out in right field? John Mabry. No throw home.
To top it off, the Mariners affiliate here in Ellensburg is airing...friggin rodeo coverage. The Ellensburg Rodeo isn't for another week. Clam your rodeo asses up and put the Mariners back on the air.
Mariners succumb to the crappy John Burkett on SIX DAMN PITCHES. If Burkett keeps that up (you never know with this Mariner lineup, especially without Ichiro-- you don't even have to throw a pitch to Mabry to get him out, just let him sit in the dugout and skip over his spot and put an out on the scoreboard), he'll finish off the Mariners today with a 54-pitch complete game.
Johnny Damon hits a leadoff single with two strikes on him. I wanna be sick.
I'll deal with today's game and yesterday's game in a single post sometime later today.
Oh, hey, Johnny Damon just scored from first on a double. And who has that cannon arm out in right field? John Mabry. No throw home.
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