Thursday, December 16, 2004
CRUNK'D-UP MARINER OFFSEASON
(Let's imagine Lil Jon was a Mariner fan today...)
Hey, Lil Jon! The Mariners signed Richie Sexson yesterday, and they've reportedly signed Adrian Beltre today!!
The Mariners got Sexson yesterday and Beltre today!! They've got some pop in the lineup now!!
I'm freakin' serious here!! Sexson! Beltre! The newest corner infielders for your Seattle Mariners!!
Just be cautious though...we should probably wait until we see Beltre's number on a jersey at the press conference before we release ourselves into unbridled joy. You may now resume your tour with the Eastside Boyz.
(You'd be surprised to know how hard it is to find pictures of Dave Chappelle as Lil Jon on the internet, hence the real Lil Jon as the third picture. I was amazed. I had to Google AND Yahoo search.)
Hey, Lil Jon! The Mariners signed Richie Sexson yesterday, and they've reportedly signed Adrian Beltre today!!
The Mariners got Sexson yesterday and Beltre today!! They've got some pop in the lineup now!!
I'm freakin' serious here!! Sexson! Beltre! The newest corner infielders for your Seattle Mariners!!
Just be cautious though...we should probably wait until we see Beltre's number on a jersey at the press conference before we release ourselves into unbridled joy. You may now resume your tour with the Eastside Boyz.
(You'd be surprised to know how hard it is to find pictures of Dave Chappelle as Lil Jon on the internet, hence the real Lil Jon as the third picture. I was amazed. I had to Google AND Yahoo search.)
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