Friday, January 16, 2004
BACK IN THE HIGHLIFE AGAIN
First week done and over with of the spring semester. Anyways...
---Mike Myers will be a Mariner. Book this with a capital B. Even though the M's ALREADY have a guy down in the minors (Mr. Lakota Sioux Man himself, Bobby Madritsch), the M's LOVE that veteran experience.
We all live, in a Myers submarine...the piece of sh!t submarine that will give up 8th inning homers to guys like Troy Glaus and Mark Teixera.
---I wouldn't worry about the M's getting Maels Rodriguez. The M's are interested in him, but just like the Jose Contreras deal last year, they will pull out when the Yankees and Red Sox get into the game. When the going gets tough, the tough get going. Sadly, that's not the Mariners.
The going gets tough!!! (GOING GETS TOUGH!!!..cue Danny DeVito here)
If you've never seen the Billy Ocean "When The Going Gets Tough" video, well, you haven't lived...
---Arte Moreno is great. Howard Lincoln is not. I don't care if the players the Angels have signed are big risks. That's the way it is. Everybody is a risk. You have to take chances if you want to win. But the M's are more interested in making sure that little 6 year old Tommy is happy with the Children's Hospital Playfield in center field, next to Kids' Clubhouse, a place I have worked in BTW.
TOMMY CAN YOU HEAR ME????? YOUR FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAM CARES ABOUT YOU, NOT ABOUT WINNING??? WANT A 5 DOLLAR MALT???
---Too bad about Scott Sauerbeck. I hate to see such a talented guy get hurt like that. Why couldn't this happen to assclowns like Dan Wilson????
---NCAA Football 2004 is the sh!t. I wish I could have had this game back in August when it first came out, but what can you do? There's nothing like using a really crappy team (Baylor) and puttiing up 100 on teams like Oklahoma. Of course, that's with the rookie mode on. But I don't care. You play to win the game, no matter how you do it.
----NFL Street looks decent. I may have to check that out. However, I'll probably wait til it comes down in price before I even consider getting it.
Finally...
My Conference Championship Picks (short and sweet):
MCNABB! MANNING! DUCE! EDGE! AKERS! VANDERJAGT! LINGERIE! SUPER BOWL XXXVIII! HOUSTON! ONLY ON CBS!!!
(For those of you that didn't get that...it's gonna be Eagles-Colts in Houston Feb. 1, BELIEVE IT!!!!)
---Mike Myers will be a Mariner. Book this with a capital B. Even though the M's ALREADY have a guy down in the minors (Mr. Lakota Sioux Man himself, Bobby Madritsch), the M's LOVE that veteran experience.
We all live, in a Myers submarine...the piece of sh!t submarine that will give up 8th inning homers to guys like Troy Glaus and Mark Teixera.
---I wouldn't worry about the M's getting Maels Rodriguez. The M's are interested in him, but just like the Jose Contreras deal last year, they will pull out when the Yankees and Red Sox get into the game. When the going gets tough, the tough get going. Sadly, that's not the Mariners.
The going gets tough!!! (GOING GETS TOUGH!!!..cue Danny DeVito here)
If you've never seen the Billy Ocean "When The Going Gets Tough" video, well, you haven't lived...
---Arte Moreno is great. Howard Lincoln is not. I don't care if the players the Angels have signed are big risks. That's the way it is. Everybody is a risk. You have to take chances if you want to win. But the M's are more interested in making sure that little 6 year old Tommy is happy with the Children's Hospital Playfield in center field, next to Kids' Clubhouse, a place I have worked in BTW.
TOMMY CAN YOU HEAR ME????? YOUR FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAM CARES ABOUT YOU, NOT ABOUT WINNING??? WANT A 5 DOLLAR MALT???
---Too bad about Scott Sauerbeck. I hate to see such a talented guy get hurt like that. Why couldn't this happen to assclowns like Dan Wilson????
---NCAA Football 2004 is the sh!t. I wish I could have had this game back in August when it first came out, but what can you do? There's nothing like using a really crappy team (Baylor) and puttiing up 100 on teams like Oklahoma. Of course, that's with the rookie mode on. But I don't care. You play to win the game, no matter how you do it.
----NFL Street looks decent. I may have to check that out. However, I'll probably wait til it comes down in price before I even consider getting it.
Finally...
My Conference Championship Picks (short and sweet):
MCNABB! MANNING! DUCE! EDGE! AKERS! VANDERJAGT! LINGERIE! SUPER BOWL XXXVIII! HOUSTON! ONLY ON CBS!!!
(For those of you that didn't get that...it's gonna be Eagles-Colts in Houston Feb. 1, BELIEVE IT!!!!)
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