Friday, December 19, 2003
TO LIGHTEN UP THE MOOD...
REAL MEN OF GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All of the Budweiser "Real Men of Genius/American Heroes" mp3s are at this site.
My personal favorite?
"Mr. Sports Fan Face Painter"
As if weighing 400 pounds didn't call enough attention to yourself, you had to go shirtless and paint yourself bright orange.
I SAID LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And you top it off with a rainbow wig, oversized sunglasses, and absolutely no shame.
NO I'M SERIOUS GUYS, LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And in the "WOW" category, the man who sings the over-the-top ballads is none other than former Survivor lead singer Dave Bickler. In case you're wondering, it was Bickler who did "Eye Of The Tiger". The rest of the Survivor's mid-1980s hits were done by Jimi Jamison, who wasn't so bad himself.
"Eye of the Tiger" and "Burning Heart": two key parts of Rocky III and Rocky IV, respectively. YOU KNOW IT! YOU KNOW IT!
Anyways, amuse yourself with these classics.
And drink all the Anheuser-Busch that you can this weekend, or whatever your beverage of choice is, because it is going to be a very interesting weekend in Mariner Land.
"KILL" BILL: MR. I'M SMOKING TOO MUCH QUINTON MCCRACKEN!!!
All of the Budweiser "Real Men of Genius/American Heroes" mp3s are at this site.
My personal favorite?
"Mr. Sports Fan Face Painter"
As if weighing 400 pounds didn't call enough attention to yourself, you had to go shirtless and paint yourself bright orange.
I SAID LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And you top it off with a rainbow wig, oversized sunglasses, and absolutely no shame.
NO I'M SERIOUS GUYS, LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And in the "WOW" category, the man who sings the over-the-top ballads is none other than former Survivor lead singer Dave Bickler. In case you're wondering, it was Bickler who did "Eye Of The Tiger". The rest of the Survivor's mid-1980s hits were done by Jimi Jamison, who wasn't so bad himself.
"Eye of the Tiger" and "Burning Heart": two key parts of Rocky III and Rocky IV, respectively. YOU KNOW IT! YOU KNOW IT!
Anyways, amuse yourself with these classics.
And drink all the Anheuser-Busch that you can this weekend, or whatever your beverage of choice is, because it is going to be a very interesting weekend in Mariner Land.
"KILL" BILL: MR. I'M SMOKING TOO MUCH QUINTON MCCRACKEN!!!
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